sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

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cakejam:

i have 2 moods:

  1. yes
  2. no

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baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

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suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

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impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

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eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

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baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice